![]() I’m thrilled to announce the launch of my new nonprofit benefiting freelancers in the paramilitary industry, Promoting Advancement for Young Unionizing Superheroes ( PAY US). Since we’ve gone above and beyond our goal, I’ll be closing this page. Wow, this blew up! Thank you for your support! We were lucky to be signal-boosted on Disney+, and I can now save my family business, get a collar for my pet drone, and sue Pepper Potts for backpay.īucky is doing well. On a somber note, we’re all sad Tony’s gone, despite him denying his employees a basic living wage. He’s glad to have his mind back after spending decades brainwashed, but the biggest adjustment for him has been navigating medical expenses. All of my credit cards expired, they don’t even make chargers for my phone anymore, and I’ve been eating meals off a vibranium shield.Īny funds raised will also benefit my best friend’s other best friend (you may know him as Bucky Barnes, formerly known as The Winter Soldier), who is currently paying out-of-pocket for therapy, and lots of it. The gap in my résumé has made the job hunt tough. I opted not to make another shield as the one he made really looks good, and me porting one in would just look worse. No WiFi in the Blip, LOL! Those of us who just got back could use some help right now. Q: Where is Captain Americas Shield A: The shield used in the pictures are from HotChocoletyLezs Captain America Character Pack (link below). I apologize for the lack of recent updates I was unexpectedly unavailable for five years. Stark, though: this kid from Queens who just started working with us is being referred to as ‘the unpaid intern,’ which it turns out is exactly what I’ve been this whole time. Good thing the family business is still thriving in Louisiana!Ĭap and Tony patched things up, which means I got my job back! Tough look for my guy Mr. Hey guys, tough break here - Captain America and Iron Man aren’t on speaking terms, and my department at Stark Industries was dissolved :/ There was no severance policy in place, and HR is a Roomba with a British accent. Please divert any funds to the Sokovian Organization Resettling Refugee Youth ( SORRY). ![]() Great news! After we defeated Ultron (created by Tony himself, but he posted a Notes app apology so it’s all good), Stark Industries is providing temporary room and board! My housemates are a witch and a robot, but we’re getting along just fine. ![]() I hate having to ask, but anything you can spare will help me stay afloat and keep on Avengin’! UPDATES Captain America is covered because his age qualifies him for Medicare. Bruce has seven PhDs, an MD, and no student loan debt, so there has to be a rich uncle in the mix. Thor benefits from both generational wealth and god privilege. Unlike my co-workers, I do not have a safety net. We are now told it “pays in goodwill.” My boss, a billionaire, doesn’t provide health insurance because I’m considered an independent contractor. My new gig at Stark Industries doesn’t come with a salary or benefits, which they forgot to mention during recruitment. Batroc semi-innocently just assumed the children would be ransomed, so hes offended to learn Jakars plans and winds up helping out Cap and the Falcon. I’m a US Air Force veteran and I recently left my job at the VA to become an Avenger. ![]()
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